The Gay Barn presents
Kinky Cuntry Weekend 2024!
Friday August 9 - Monday August 12
Tygh Valley, Oregon
Saddle up for an incredible weekend at our favorite big red barn!
This August, The Gay Barn is heading back to our roots for a cuntry weekend of kinky fun! You will play, chill, and bond with other kinky queers over three nights (or one!), in the gorgeous rural setting where it all began.
You can expect all the things you’ve come to love about Gay Barn events: hot homos, brazen sluts, sexy red light play parties, DJs, workshops, fun daytime activities, excellent vibes, delicious food, karaoke, butt shootin' and more - plus whatever your freaky creative minds can dream up! Read more about what's happening at KCW this year on our blog.
Come alone, bring your partner, bring your crew, bring your pup but please leave your (nonhuman) pets at home.
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Please keep reading and apply via the form at the bottom of this page!
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This event is exclusively for dykes and dyke-adjacent homos and queers of the non cis-male variety, who are 21 and older.
TERFs, SWERFs, and zesty straights need not apply. We do not tolerate racism, transphobia, or fatphobia at our events!
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If that sounds like a good fit to you, keep reading … the application form is waiting for you at the bottom!
Property Info
The Kinky Cuntry Weekend features a sizable dungeon playspace in a converted barn, equipped with The Gay Barn's professional sound system and mood lighting. The beautiful attached farmhouse has a lounge with a pool table, shuffleboard, a piano, and space to decompress and hang out. Indoor air conditioned lodging is located in two rooms on the second floor of the farmhouse. These are shared like a dorm or hostel, with no private bedrooms. Two indoor bathrooms are available to all guests (the shower upstairs is reserved for indoor guests), as well as clean portapotties and two solar camp showers.
Outside, there is plenty of grass for camping and sunbathing, beautiful shade trees, a gorgeous garden, and idyllic cuntry scenery (with cows!) that will take your breath away. Soaking pools, slip n slides, a mister, and shade tents are out to help you stay cool during the day (and for pool wrasslin of course!). The property is located about two hours from Portland, thirty miles south of The Dalles.
Registration Process
The first step to attend the Kinky Cuntry Weekend is completing the google form using the link at the bottom of this page. We will respond as soon as possible with an invitation email. Add TheGayBarn@proton.me to your contacts to make sure it doesn't end up in the spam folder!
Once your invitation has been confirmed, the second step is either paying in full to secure your ticket, or paying a $100 non-refundable deposit to reserve your spot. The remainder must be paid within 30 days to fully secure your spot at the party.
Cancellation Policy
The $100 deposit is non-refundable.
Starting July 7, ALL SALES ARE NON-REFUNDABLE.
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That means, any cancellation made for any reason before July 7, will receive a refund for any payment(s) made beyond the $100 non-refundable deposit.
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Any cancellation made for any reason on July 7 or later, NO REFUND will be available for any payment(s).
COVID and Safety
We are committed to keeping our COVID safety measures in place. All attendees are required to verify vaccination and provide a negative rapid test taken on the day of the event. Please stay home if you have been exposed to COVID or are experiencing symptoms of illness.
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We encourage the use of safer sex supplies. The Gay Barn provides gloves, condoms, and chucks, as well as disinfectant cleaning supplies for surfaces.
Accessibility Info
Outdoors, the property is fairly flat and all grass, with no paved surfaces or paths. The entrance through the barn doors is wide and does not have steps, but there are a couple steps up from the barn into the farmhouse and all indoor lodging requires stairs. The farmhouse has some narrow areas, and the doors appear to be standard size. The downstairs bathroom has a walk-in shower but does not appear to have any safety bars. The upstairs bathroom is smaller overall but has a stall shower with a small ledge seat. (Descriptions based on memory and property photos provided by the owner.)
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We play loud music in the barn during the play parties. We use red lights in the dungeon. Outside, the area is very dark at night, but there are some exterior lights on the building.
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We do not require masking at the event but we do test all participants for Covid. Anyone who wants to mask is of course welcome to do so. There will be hand sanitizer around for everyone to use.
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Please let us know if you have any questions on accessibility and we will do our best to answer.
Food and Drinks
The Gay Barn provides all guests with snacks, coffee, and tea. You can opt in for meals for the weekend, for $80 for five meals (plus desserts!).
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All the food we provide is vegan with some vegetarian options (gluten-free options available for those who request it). We cater the event ourselves and put some serious love into our home cooking for you!
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You are welcome to bring your own food (including meat) to keep in a cooler and prepare outside, on your own camp stove or the property’s charcoal grill. There is also a cute diner and small grocery in town nearby.
Alcohol is allowed at the event, but NOT inside the barn dungeon. Please use substances responsibly.
Ticket Pricing Options
All ticket options include snacks, dungeon play, workshops, activities, and access to outdoor and indoor common areas and bathrooms. We are happy to announce that we have not had to raise prices from last year!
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Update 7/7: A community member, who would prefer to remain anonymous, has generously offered to sponsor a portion of the ticket price for a limited number of guests! Register asap to take advantage of new sliding scale options available while supplies last.
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Indoor Gay - $350-550 per person. This option provides lodging (either a bed, couch, or an air mattress) inside the upstairs farmhouse. Beds are limited and priority goes to those who are older and/or need a bed for health reasons, and to couples who wish to sleep together.
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RV Gay - $300-500 for first person, $225-425 per additional person. This option provides a spot outside for an RV or camper, at the far end of the field. (If you have accessibility issues and need to be closer or need access to power for a medical device, talk to us!)
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Camping Gay - $225-425 per person. This option provides a camping spot in the grassy lawn outside the farmhouse. You must provide your own tent and bedding.
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Meal plan - $80 per person. Opt into the meal plan for delicious homemade food for Friday dinner, mid-day meals and dinners on Saturday and Sunday, plus desserts. And don’t forget about late night leftovers!
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One Day Gay - $100-175 per person. This option provides a camping spot with access to the party for 24 hours, from 11am Saturday 8/10 or Sunday 8/11 till 11am the following morning. The meals for the day are included in the ticket.
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BIPOC discount - $100 off ticket price.
Kinky Cuntry Weekend Tickets​
Indoor Gay - $350-550 each
RV Gay - $300-500 each
Camping Gay - $225-425
One Day Gay - $100-175
Meal Plan add on - $80
BIPOC discount - $100 off
We are so excited to let loose in the cuntry with you slags!
Fill out the form below to register!
All photos by Mason Rose Photography