Dreaming about the Kinky Cuntry Weekend

Imagine frolicking around a lush farm in a valley surrounded by pine-spotted hills, living your best freaky queer sleep-away-camp slut life. 

Imagine enjoying some spectacular voyeurism – or fulfilling a fantasy – in a high rafter barn, the space filled with sexy red lights, music and groans.

Imagine making connections with other kinky queers and building community based in authenticity, kindness, and having a good fucking time.  

On August 9-12th we get to stop imagining and start living this dream.

The Gay Barn’s Kinky Cuntry Weekend is only one hot month away but you still have time to get an indoor or camping ticket! Register for KCW here.

This summer, we’re bringing back some of our favorite activities from the last two years at KCW! 

Rootin’ Tootin’ Butt Shootin’ (Billy’s ™!) always gets the bottoms squealing and the tops cheering. They’re only plastic pellet guns but when the aim is right, they have a bite! 

Pool Wrasslin’ is a crowd favorite – everyone goes wild for queers throwing down in a wading pool! 

Karaoke on Sunday never disappoints, with some seriously talented performers among The Gay Barn sluts, plus the confidently off-key hotties too of course. This year we’re making more time for karaoke, to go as long as we want!

New this year, musicians, singers, and alike are invited to bring their queerest instruments for a short jam session! It will be fun, easy, and open to all abilities, but we'll also be capturing small segments of music for an upcoming Gay Barn entry to the HUMP film festival! Hosted and recorded by Robbie, who will also be taking some photos for us throughout the weekend (only with your consent, of course!). 

Plus, rope workshops are back! Dixon Wolf is coming down from Canada to join us at KCW and teach one or maybe even two workshops on rope! From humble beginnings as a sea cadet, Dixon’s fascination with knots grew into a passionate love for shibari. The discipline and decorative nature of knots captivated them, evolving into a deep appreciation for the trust and communication between a partner and rigger. A self-proclaimed rootin’ tootin’ city boy who loves all things kinky and country, Dixon is excited to reclaim their backcountry roots for a weekend of sultry shibari and debauchery. 

So much fun, with endless possibilities to create together in and out of the dungeon. Getting to know each other through all the daytime antics creates a comfortable environment to express ourselves in public play. The nightly play parties always blow my mind – y’all are so sexy!

The Barn vibes are complete with Billy’s professional sound system filling the dungeon with curated sets by three amazing (and hot!) DJs – 0nania, Father Fannie, and DJ Jillian. 

0nania is a Portland-based DJ who can be found playing at clubs and private events alike. She loves to spin a mix of house, hyperpop, and hip-hop. 0nania creates a fun dance floor where there’s something for everyone, and people are encouraged to bond over new music and get sweaty dancing. 0nania has been heating things up at Strapped since the beginning, and we are so excited to have her at the Kinky Cuntry Weekend! 

Father Fannie has been a staple on the Portland scene for years, and always sets the mood for a party! He blew us away DJ'ing at KCW in 2023, and we could not be more excited to have him back this year. Not only does he curate a sexy and fun vibe for the play parties, Father Fannie is an absolute delight to be around!

DJ Jillian is out of state cutie coming in from St. Louis! She has been spinning for 10 years, with a long history of focusing on queer dance parties and mixers. Focusing on dance, pop, house, throwbacks, and remixes, she finds unique ways to weave old classics in with new favorites. She's been looking forward to DJing at the Gay Barn weekend for over a year and can't wait to provide some sexy tunes for attendees. You can find some of her set recordings on her Mixcloud here: https://www.mixcloud.com/djjillian/

So much goodness, and I haven’t even talked about the food yet! Billy and I, and our amazing kitchen helpers, pour some genuine love into serving up quality, delicious homemade food (mostly vegan, all vegetarian). Because a well-fed slut is a happy slut! 

So here’s to being happy sluts together this summer at the Gay Barn. See you at the Kinky Cuntry Weekend! 

Get your ticket today! Read the full party details and register here (form is at the bottom of the event page).

Take me to the Kinky Cuntry Weekend!

Exciting and special news! A community member, who would prefer to remain anonymous, has generously offered to sponsor a portion of the ticket price for a limited number of guests! Register asap to take advantage of new sliding scale options, available thanks to this gift, while supplies last.