The results of our poll are in, and survey says, gay sluts *mostly* love astrology!
Fifty-five Barn slags responded, representing all twelve Sun signs in a nice spread across the zodiac. Tying for first with 6 people each were Gemini (we're double the fun, we know it!), Virgo (all those bday babes!), Taurus (luxuriating in all physical delights), Libra (harmonizing the group sex dynamics), and Leo (thank you for showing off what you got!). Only 2 Aquarians showed up to the big party - all the other water-bearers must have been off doing their own thing. Overall, Earth signs dominated (from top or bottom) the other elements, helping us all revel in the experience of being alive in a body on this beautiful earth.
For Moon and Rising signs (38 and 36 responses respectively), Water overall rose the highest - which may explain all those gushy cummies. If you were feeling shocked that sexy Scorpios were not at the top of the Sun sign list, let me assure you that that Big Scorpio Energy came in strong with 7 Moons (the most) AND 7 Risings (almost). Congratulations goes to the fiery Leo hotties for being the #1 Rising sign, edging out the Scorpios by 1 slut. The only sign not represented in these big two was, no Gemini Moons - I guess they couldn't make up their minds to come!
Speaking of coming... nearly 2/3 of the Barn sluts identified as switches. Way to be vers and keep the party going! All the Sagittarius (3) and Scorpio (4) Suns were switches, clearly ready for all the good opportunities for sexy fun that come their way. The only Sun sign with no switches was Aquarius - 2 out of 2 were bottoms (both 10/10!). Libras had the highest number of bottoms (3), making Air Suns 5 out of 11 total - these airheads just want to float away into subspace, and I can't blame them! Surprisingly (well, to me, a switchy bottom Gem), Geminis had the most tops, 3 out of 10 total - the only Air sign tops. Nurturing Cancers had the next most tops with 2 (hi Mommy and Daddy!), but all 3 sensual Earth signs showed up with 1 each.
So, what is the takeaway from all this mystical science?
You're all hot, sexy, and amazing - and there are no bad zodiac signs, only good sluts!
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